Saturday, December 20, 2008

What Has the Shoe Thrower Been Doing Since?

He has been in talks with the Toronto Blue Jays manager to start next season as pitcher. (His aim was amazing)

He has been practising with sandals, sneakers, and skechers

Booking interviews with Jay Leno, Letterman, Larry King, and Oprah

Writing a book - possible titles: Bush Whacker; Hurling Insults; If the Shoe Fits, Throw It; Weapons of Reeking Destruction;

Nike offered him 100 K to throw their footwear next time

Appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated, Shoe Throwing Edition

He's been developing a heat seeking shoe that hits the target even when they duck.

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