He has been in talks with the Toronto Blue Jays manager to start next season as pitcher. (His aim was amazing)
He has been practising with sandals, sneakers, and skechers
Booking interviews with Jay Leno, Letterman, Larry King, and Oprah
Writing a book - possible titles: Bush Whacker; Hurling Insults; If the Shoe Fits, Throw It; Weapons of Reeking Destruction;
Nike offered him 100 K to throw their footwear next time
Appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated, Shoe Throwing Edition
He's been developing a heat seeking shoe that hits the target even when they duck.
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