- "How to Become Good in Bed When You're So Pathetic & Useless"
- "How to do Simple Everyday Things, for Dummies"
- "'Twas the Night Before Daddy sauntered in Loaded and Ruined another Christmas"
- "Under the Table: How to Avoid Paying Taxes on Income" by Brian Mulroney
- Mulroney / Karlheinz Schreiber Snakes & Leaders game
- Sponge Karlheinz Schreiber Square Pants
- The Game of Trouble Shooting: Find the Missing DLL files for new Software
(fun for the whole family including nan and pop)
- The Token Corporate Community Donation Game: Who can donate more than corporate giants
- An Eye Pod
- The Rebuilt Commodore 64 Computer System
- A Will Kit
- Electric Bagpipes
- Major League Baseball Steriod Injection Kit
- $50 Gas Fill-up Gift Certificate (use immediately)
- The Q-Ray Contraceptive Bracelet
- Kelloggs Stool Softener
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Sings Yiddish & Chrismas Classics with Stephen Spielberg
- Mike Tyson' Riverdance Video
- Home pregnancy test Barbie, and School Bully Ken
See also Bad Xmas Gift Ideas for Kids