Bad Xmas Gift Ideas II

     Books

• "How to Become Good in Bed When You're So Pathetic & Useless"
  
• "How to do Simple Everyday Things, for Dummies"
  
• "'Twas the Night Before Daddy sauntered in Loaded and Ruined another Christmas"
  
• "Under the Table: How to Avoid Paying Taxes on Income" by Brian Mulroney
  
  Games
  
• Mulroney / Karlheinz Schreiber Snakes & Leaders game
  
• Sponge Karlheinz Schreiber Square Pants
  
• The Game of Trouble Shooting: Find the Missing DLL files for new Software
  (fun for the whole family including nan and pop)
  
• The Token Corporate Community Donation Game: Who can donate more than corporate giants
  
  Computer
  
• An Eye Pod
  
• The Rebuilt Commodore 64 Computer System
  
  Other
  
• A Will Kit
  
• Electric Bagpipes
  
• Major League Baseball Steriod Injection Kit
  
• $50 Gas Fill-up Gift Certificate (use immediately)
  
• The Q-Ray Contraceptive Bracelet
  
• Kelloggs Stool Softener
  
• Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Sings Yiddish & Chrismas Classics with Stephen Spielberg
  
• Mike Tyson' Riverdance Video
  
• Home pregnancy test Barbie, and School Bully Ken
  
  See also Bad Xmas Gift Ideas for Kids