Bad Christmas Gift Ideas for Kids

You may want to think twice before buying the ..

• Hooked on Foniks Ready to Reed System
  
• Type ll Diabetes Ken
  
• Obesity Barbie
  
• Processed Food Sodium Booster 6-Pack
  
• Robbie Bubble Pretend Alcohol Power Drink
  
• Barbie as Britney Spears Doll (now with 50% less lead)
  
• Lead Zeppelin Heavy Metal PJs (Made in China)
  
• Baby Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's 'Holocaust Didn't Happen' storybook.
  
• Cabbage Nicotine-Patch Doll
  
• Stéphane Dion non-Action Figure
  
• "The Wisdom of George Bush" written by Mrs. Bush
  
• 'Twas The Night Before the Horrific Day of Shopping at Walmart and other Hellish Zoos
  
  The following Tickle Me Elmo knock-off dolls have been taken off the market:
  
  
• Tickle Me Hitler
  
• Tickle Me Harper
  
• Tickle Me Bush
  

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