Monday, November 26, 2007

Bad Christmas Gift Ideas for Kids

You may want to think twice before buying the ..
  • Hooked on Foniks Ready to Reed System
  • Type ll Diabetes Ken
  • Obesity Barbie
  • Processed Food Sodium Booster 6-Pack
  • Robbie Bubble Pretend Alcohol Power Drink
  • Barbie as Britney Spears Doll (now with 50% less lead)
  • Lead Zeppelin Heavy Metal PJs (Made in China)
  • Baby Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's 'Holocaust Didn't Happen' storybook.
  • Cabbage Nicotine-Patch Doll
  • Stéphane Dion non-Action Figure
  • "The Wisdom of George Bush" written by Mrs. Bush
  • 'Twas The Night Before the Horrific Day of Shopping at Walmart and other Hellish Zoos

    The following Tickle Me Elmo knock-off dolls have been taken off the market:

  • Tickle Me Hitler
  • Tickle Me Harper
  • Tickle Me Bush

Sell also Bad Xmas Gift Ideas II


nadinebc said...

HA those are too funny!

Charles Cheeseman said...

Gracias nadine, glad you liked them!

Anonymous said...

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