Monday, October 08, 2007

Things That Could Make Danny Williams Lose the Election

He promises to make the $1000 per baby retroactive to 1960.

Liberal Gerry Reid promises $10,000 per baby, and throws in a years supply of diapers and milk.

Stephen Harper is seen at Danny Williams' private bbq, drinking together, hugging, and singing "This Land is Your Land".

News leaks that Danny is bragging about a new Lower Churchill deal, which is similar to the one Smallwood signed on the Upper Churchill.

On Larry King Live, Premier Williams loses in a seal hunt debate with Pamela Anderson.

Danny wants to leave Canada and join Greenland.

The Auditor General announces that Danny Williams, spent $34,000 on perfume and ladies underwear - for himself.

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