- Hooked on Foniks Ready to Reed System
- Type ll Diabetes Ken
- Obesity Barbie
- Processed Food Sodium Booster 6-Pack
- Robbie Bubble Pretend Alcohol Power Drink
- Barbie as Britney Spears Doll (now with 50% less lead)
- Lead Zeppelin Heavy Metal PJs (Made in China)
- Baby Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's 'Holocaust Didn't Happen' storybook.
- Cabbage Nicotine-Patch Doll
- Stéphane Dion non-Action Figure
- "The Wisdom of George Bush" written by Mrs. Bush
- 'Twas The Night Before the Horrific Day of Shopping at Walmart and other Hellish Zoos
The following Tickle Me Elmo knock-off dolls have been taken off the market: - Tickle Me Hitler
- Tickle Me Harper
- Tickle Me Bush
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