It Just Occurred to Me

• It's 11 a.m. and gas prices haven't budged all day
  
• Only 346 shopping days till Christmas - must alert radio stations
  
• The dddddaaaaayyyyyssss are getting longer
  
• Summer is just around the corner, then go left for a few hundred miles, take a right for 200 more, go up a long dirt road hill, and there it is
  
• The magazine Hot Water Boiler Monthly is not as exciting as it used to be
  
• If you've bought an acoustic synthesizer lately, chances are you've been had
  
• The same goes for the 1945 antique laptop
  
• If a high tech online company sets up and hires locals in a rural coastal community, the sea entrance to the port ought to be called eBay
  
• Did you know you can have a Ph.D. in just weeks? And based on your life experience? Think I have the inside scoop on this. If interested I can forward you the remarkable information I received dozens of times by email. A friend just graduated with a Ph.D (Hobbles)
  
• Most Hindus prefer reincarnation milk in their tea
  
• The race for the White House is going to be, black or white